Pirate at the bar

A pirate walks into a bar ,the barman says to him,you don't look well,
Pirate says,I feel fine.,what about that wooden leg,says barman,
I was in a battle and a cannon ball took it clean off
Well what about the hook,well was in another battle and it got cut off with a Sword ,
Ok what about the eye patch,well I looked up and a seagull chit in me eye,
Bloody hell bird chit did that to ya eye,
No it was me first day with me hook