2 fellas walking in Rome late one night when they stumble across the pope lying in a doorway. They try to wake him and then take his pulse but couldn't find one, so they carry him to the Vatican and a doctor confirms he is dead. A cardinal asks if they had told anyone as the Vatican would like to make a statement to the world in 2 days time. They say no. Fella 1 says to his friend how much money you got to which his friend replies £100, ok i will match that and we will put a bet on that the...
The pope
The pope