Some of his best jokes.
Goodbye Ronnie
- A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.
- West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
- We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has...
Goodbye Ronnie