A crusty old marine sergeant major found himself at a Gala event , hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic lasses in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
" Excuse me , Sergeant Major, you seem to be a very serious man"
" Is something bothering you?"
" Negative ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said
" It looks like you have seen a lot of action".
" Yes...
No sex since 1955
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic lasses in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
" Excuse me , Sergeant Major, you seem to be a very serious man"
" Is something bothering you?"
" Negative ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said
" It looks like you have seen a lot of action".
" Yes...
No sex since 1955