In the words of Max Bygraves, (ask your parents),I wanna tell you a storrry!
IS IT A FAIRY STORY, OR A HORROR STORY.
Are you sitting comfortably children, laying on a dust sheet, perched on a paint tin or 'taking your ease' on a toilet break?
Once upon a time in a land not far away lived a young man. I shall call him Peter. Peter the pauper painter.
One day our hero received a phone call from a fine lady. Seen your work, highly recommended, blah, blah, blah! Can you give a quote? As it...
Tradesmans Tales, as lord Reith said,"Inform, Educate and entertain.
IS IT A FAIRY STORY, OR A HORROR STORY.
Are you sitting comfortably children, laying on a dust sheet, perched on a paint tin or 'taking your ease' on a toilet break?
Once upon a time in a land not far away lived a young man. I shall call him Peter. Peter the pauper painter.
One day our hero received a phone call from a fine lady. Seen your work, highly recommended, blah, blah, blah! Can you give a quote? As it...
Tradesmans Tales, as lord Reith said,"Inform, Educate and entertain.