A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star."
Being tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old and I will not disrespect my...
Penis van Lesbian
Being tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old and I will not disrespect my...
Penis van Lesbian