God visits a woman,and tells her if she wants to go to heaven she will have give up drinking ,smoking ,and sex,she tells him she will do her best,God goes back a week later to see how's she's doing,she tells God that she was doing well on all three until yesterday ,I was bending over the settee and my boyfriend was looking at my shapely legs this got him going he lifted my skirt and made mad passionate love to me ,God says you carnt do that,they won't like that in heaven,she says,they dint...
God visits woman
God visits woman