I'm working this morning and cold and fed up so here's one for ya,
Man with a bald head and a wooden leg goes in to a fancy dress hire shop to get a costume for a party,
He asks the assistant for help ,she says why don't you go as a pirate because of ya wooden leg would be ideal for you,no don't like drawing attention to it,ok what about a monk ,you got the bald head for that,no don't really want to draw attention to that neither,the assistant getting bit fed up with him now puts a tin of...
Golden syrup
Man with a bald head and a wooden leg goes in to a fancy dress hire shop to get a costume for a party,
He asks the assistant for help ,she says why don't you go as a pirate because of ya wooden leg would be ideal for you,no don't like drawing attention to it,ok what about a monk ,you got the bald head for that,no don't really want to draw attention to that neither,the assistant getting bit fed up with him now puts a tin of...
Golden syrup
