Bloody computers,

paddy and mick live next door to each orther,one day micks standing out front when paddy walks out to his post box at end of drive,opens it looks in, then shuts it and goes back in ,five mins later he does same again,he does this again but looking really fed up,mick then says to him,paddy what's up,paddy says,I've just got me a computer ,and it's now as good as I thought as it keeps saying I've got mail, and every time I look feck all there