Two blokes sneak into a farmer's orchard and start scrumping the fruit.
The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Right, since you fella's like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first bloke decides to pick cherries. When he picks 100 he runs back to the farmer.
The farmer points his gun and says, "Now shove 'em all up your arse."
The bloke manages to get all 100 cherries up his arse.
He feels really bad, but then he starts to roar...
Scrumping!
The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Right, since you fella's like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first bloke decides to pick cherries. When he picks 100 he runs back to the farmer.
The farmer points his gun and says, "Now shove 'em all up your arse."
The bloke manages to get all 100 cherries up his arse.
He feels really bad, but then he starts to roar...
Scrumping!